Pisay jokes

Filipino Vocabulary

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO!

1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
   I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
2. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
   DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
3. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
   I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
4. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
   Jack and Jill got married on June 1, 1997. So on June 1, 1998, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
5. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
   Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
6. Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
   IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
7. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
   PAUL, be carePAUL, before you PAUL in the PAUL.
8. Use CUISINE in a sentence.
   I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.
9. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
   At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
10. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
    Ring, ring.....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
11. Use TOENAIL in a sentence
    To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson Toenail.
12. Use PENIS in a sentence.
    Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to penis his homework.
13. Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
    Ready! EMPIRE!!!
14. Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
    When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.
15. Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
    Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!

e-Hawaii productions: Lokal Kine Jokes [web page]
http://www.e-hawaii.com/fun/jokes/fvocabulary.htm.[Accessed 29 Mar 2007].


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Nakakamiss yung sa Pisay na tatambay either canteen, backlob, frontlob or while strolling.
Tapos, imbento ng mga salita at walang nagpapatalo...
Kunwari sasabihin ng isa..

"Naku nagQUIZ kami sa Algeb."
"QUIZ? Di ba yun yong nilalagay sa pandesal na palaman?"
"Aah mali ka dyan, yan yung nilalagay sa QUIZhole..."

"Nya...Hindi no, yun yong pag nagmamadali ka(with matching actions), tatakbo ka ng very QUIZ."
"Alam ko kasi yun yong sinisindihan pag new year..yung QUIZZes."
"Ay naku, stop it. Tigil na. I QUIZ."
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May time naman na ang hilig nating magdelete ng words! I mean, letters lang ang sinasabi...as if nagkakaintindihan tayo??? Minsan oo. Pero minsan...hilarious ang effects.

1st roommate said...

"Grabe, nakita ko si C(crush) kasama si G(girl)
Tuloy naA ako(asar) kay G(girl)
As in sobrang H(hate)"

2nd roommate thought...

"Grabe nakita ko si C(someone's name that starts with C) kasama si G(GREEN...usually colors ang codenames ng girls sa crush nila)
Tuloy naA(arouse) ako kay G(GREEN)
As in sobrang H( hot)."

"As in A ka kay G(with matching hilakbot sabi ni 2nd roommate)???

"OO no. A na A. (1st)"

Pero magkakaintindihan din naman sila don't worry pag dumating ang point na di na sila magkaintindihan...Ikukwento na ng buo ang lahat. Well, ganon kami sa girls' dorm.=)