Guys' Rules daw

The Guys' Rules (not complete...natamad na ata ako...=)­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­...ang haba na)
>My comment/ Danielle’s

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
> Translation: Men are insensitive.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
> Guys don't need it up, do they? Isipin nyo na lang...sino ba ang magluluto?

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
> Here in Manila, almost everyday, you have boxing events...talo pa telenovela. Buti pa nga telenovela...matagal pa rerun. Sa boxing, halos replay ng replay. Seriously speaking, ok lang naman sa akin ang boxing. EXCEPT!!!! Except...kapag nanonood din ang baby ko. NO violence kapag andyan siya, no wrestling, boxing, or even mga telenovelas. Kasi naman, mas barbaric pa nga sa wrestling ang ibang telenovelas ng Pinoy (buhusan ba naman ng asido, itulak sa hagdan, sabunutan sa putikan, etc)

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
> Ahmm..window-shopping pwede na? Hehe. Walang pambili...=)

1. Crying is blackmail.
> Bakit? You still don't give in...medyo lang.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
> But when we do we speak, we are called "naggers". Kahit one word pa lang...pikon ang guys.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
> Watch out for some actions that will help you know the answers...
...Smile means YES. Eye rolling means NO. Got that?

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> Kaya pala noong nanliligaw pa lang kayo. Sabi niyo: I can lend you some ears…nge.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

> Girl: Hi Just got back from the clinic.

Guy: So HOw was it? What’s the Cause?

Girl: The doctor said IT was you.

Guy: What, how, why did he say that?

Girl: he just asked me how long we’ve been together. i said 17 months. and he said…Oh, I see.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

>Kasi nakalimutan na nila…Bakit makakalimutin ang guys?

The following Rules I need the lines of my baby danielle:

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

> Danielle: “ASUSSSSSS!”

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

> Danielle:“ HINDI NAMAN….”
(kapag pinagsabihan siya na amoy pawis na siya sa kalalaro)

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

> Danielle: “ Ano talaga?”

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

> Danielle: “AYOKO, ikaw lang muna. di pa marunong ako. maliit pa ako eh.”
One time, pinapabuo niya lego...Ako yung nagbubuo, sasabihin nya kung saan ikakabit...kala ko ewan lang.tapos... nagmukhang kotse, minsan bahay, minsan mukhang ewan...yun pala...ipis daw!

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

> Translation: Men can’t do multiple tasks at the same time.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

> Danielle: “ASUS…ganun talaga yun? hindi naman”

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

> Danielle: “Ay, di mo alam? Bakit di mo alam? Nakalimutan mo?”

Tinanong niya minsan ano English ng muta (gummy eye secretion kaso one word meron ba? Napaisip tuloy ako…)…kapag nag-isip ka ng kaunti, sasabihin na niya yan… “Ay, di mo alam? Bakit di mo alam? Nakalimutan mo,ha?” tapos kalabit-kalabit pa sa balikat.Pang-asar talaga. Kapag totally di mo alam..sasabihin niya…”Aaah, di alam. Di alam pala.” Lalayo, tapos ikukwento pa sa unang makita..."Di niya alam muta"